'I'm getting constant stick' regarding the series finishing before I get there.
Sunshine, meat pies and world-famous cricket grounds - what more could an Three Lions follower desire?
Well, perhaps an contest for the urn in Australia where they retain a possibility to reclaim the urn after the first three Tests.
This is not the case this time, though, after a comprehensive triumph in Adelaide put the hosts leading three-nil for the fourth consecutive series on home turf.
England's famous supporters' group, England's supporters' group, have a large group making the journey for the concluding fixtures in Sydney and Melbourne.
Furthermore, other organized trips who will be vacationing down under, as well as families and friends planning a once-in-a-lifetime trip.
The Disappointed Travelers
A group of four supporters are four such fans.
The four siblings had their itineraries and entry credentials arranged for the Melbourne and Sydney matches "well ahead of time", hoping to witness a rare England series success.
Instead, they have watched Australia defeat England convincingly in just a short period from their family home in their hometown.
"Everyone at work has been making comments about it being over for the last two weeks," commented one sibling.
"Our expectation had been that we would have something to play for still when we got there."
Diminishing Hope
There was plenty of positivity concerning a potential victory of ending their 15-year wait for a triumph on Australian soil ahead of the tour.
Yet now they are staring down the barrel of continuing a barren spell in the country to 19 games when the Boxing Day Test begins in Melbourne on Thursday, 25 December.
The tourists - and their supporters - will be hoping to sidestep a dreaded 5-0 scoreline.
Alex said the "entertainment" of head coach the positive style of play in recent times had "brought fresh energy to" the five-day game for England fans.
However, the group said they had minimal hopes for the fourth and fifth Tests - and all they are asking for from the players is "a show of spirit".
"Commentators consistently references this, but it all hinges on fortitude. 'This style has been turned into a buzzword now that is just, like, nonsense cricket," added Rory.
"During a long match, you should dig in. Chasing balls 'sixth stump' areas has never been in the fundamentals, and that is mainly the fault the batting lineup."
The Remaining Matches
Prompted about he believed England will secure a victory in this contest, came the reply: "It appears the Aussies are just too good right now."
"It will require more than one player that makes a significant contribution and turns the game."
Regardless of the result, the siblings are still anticipating the trip.
"We are going to have a wonderful trip nonetheless," added another sibling. "We have to go with that attitude."
"Obviously it is unfortunate we can't contest the series, but we have invested a significant amount by now."
"We will make the most of celebrating the holidays in Australia. This will be mine and Rory's first time traveling at this time of year."
A schoolteacher, Katie is intent on maximizing the lengthy journey as part of her seasonal break.
"As a backup plan, there's always golf to fall back on," she added.